GREEN = I think you’re cute. BLUE = You are my tumblr crush. GREY = I wish you would notice me. BLACK = I would date you. PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. TEAL = We have a lot in common. YELLOW = I don’t know you at all. ORANGE = I don’t like your blog. BROWN = I don’t like you. PINK = I think you are unattractive. RED = I hate you with a burning passion. WHITE = You scare me.
In a few years when your husband divorces you and your only daughter never visits or speaks to you, I want you to remember what you just said to me. When you’re sitting at home all alone with your 12 cats, I want you to remember what you just said to me. Don’t fucking expect me to ever come near you again once I graduate. I’m done.
